MY MOM WON’T STOP MAKING BITSTRIPS THAT FEATURE ME
it’s even like STUPID JOKES
and just embarrassing!!!!
JUST LOOK AT THEM
SHE EVEN MADE A BITSTRIP ABOUT MY BITSTRIP INTERVENTION
BITSTRIP MUST BE STOPPED
shirts where you can not wear a bra and it still looks like you’re wearing one is proof that god exists
Cyber-psychologist Berni Goode talking about Flow on Charlie Brooker’s How Videogames Changed the World.
Flow is extremely important. So, so important.
It’s what keeps some people sane. It’s what drives the world’s most skilled and accomplished athletes, the most intense gamers, the hardcore hobbyists, even many of the most talented artists, musicians and actors - flow is what you get when unstoppable drive meets an unflinching will and unlimited dedication.
Flow is being utterly, truly “in the zone”. And it’s one of the most amazing feelings there is.
This is why finding a sport, or a hobby, or a martial art, or a handicraft, or a new video game, or any skill-based activity that uses focus and requires practice and repetition is so beneficial for things like depression and anxiety and overall mental/physical well-being.
my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death
You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars, you have a right to be here
Jimi Hendrix at Woodstock, 1969
Town designed to look like a drought burdened desert
that is stealhy as fuck imagine looking down on that shit from an airplane yo would never know there was a fucking city down there
((Headcanon Night Vale))
HEADCANON ACCEPTED LIKE WOAH
my cousin has twin sons named flynn and ryder and i said “your sons names are flynn…and ryder…?” thinking it was just a funny coincidence and she looked at me kind of ashamed and whispered “i just really like tangled”
Fifth graders attending a sexual ed presentation
The wee girl in the second row genuinely looks like she’s going to throw up
I respect those people who get a lot done on their days off cause I am the absolute opposite and do nothing all day whenever I can
There’s a winged liner “terminology” reference list going around and I decided to give them correct names.
whoever came up with this is probably still patting themselves on the back at this very moment
i went to burger king when they got these and the girl said “would you like some satifries? theyre really satifrying.” and the boy behind her goes “shut up” and she goes “hes not satifried with my puns.”